Escape Stressful News of “America’s out of control, drowning in debt”By Learning Pirate Talk!

Pirate Talk!
I was talking with a student after training and he shared  that his kids were teaching him Pirate, so for fun I searched online. I found a fun translation applications via Mashable.  Stan Schroeder wrote  the following on the subject of English to Pirate translation:
And some say that all this Web 2.0 business is [...]